Men Are Hard To Please
The problems with GUYS:
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him,
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him,
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPONG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN,
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE,
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u,
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?).
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him,
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME,
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him,
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED,
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl,
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK,
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL,
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE! SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

lolz....cracks mi up..lolzz
is this true? lolz...
how would i noe?